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Help Wanted

by Kennie Kayoz

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The Sign

The sign says “help wanted” but you seem to be picky.
I guess your really looking at making your trousers sticky.

You hire these gothic, multi-color haired things.

That hopefully will give you action to your ding-aling.

The ones that have more holes poked in there flesh.

Rather than a chubby person you shove in the back..

You must be afraid they're gonna put a hex on you.

Your hair will fall out and your balls forever blue.

You got these freaks working the cash.
Or skinny whores flaunting that ass.

Neither one does the job properly.

They're all snobby as fuck.
But your hoping that you an her won't get caught.


Kennie Kayoz

Help Wanted

I come walking into your town with stacks of resumes.
Every time I had one out.

I get rejected cause I'm not a skinny girl lookin to suck your cock.

I'm a big boy, ready to come to work and punch that clock.

If your job while your here is to get the boss off.
Then your working the wrong job.
You've already proved to me that your a true slob.
I got nothing more to say to a whore like you.
You steal jobs from those who will actually work.

I wish I could just send each one to the street corner.
That's where they belong.

As I drive away I'd wave the middle finger as I scream “so long”.

Kennie Kayoz

Know Your Place.


It baffles me whenever I walk into your place of business.

I can't help but see all these freaks and sluts you got working.

It makes me sick to my stomach that you'll hire them.
But you won't hire me to give me a fucking chance.
Throw them up on a stage, let'em make more money as they strip and dance.

That's all they are ever good for.
I can't stand these skinny slutty girls.

They all think they're gods gift.
But yet they're future street walkers.


Kennie Kayoz

I Hate Barbie Dolls

I hate barbie dolls.
Skinny women who think they're perfect.
Who act all snobby...
I think every woman needs to be chubby.

So that nobody judges them on the size.
But that'll never happen.

Since all the guys who do the hiring are bitch boys.
Who grew up being rich boys.

They always judge people.
Will Never Stop

Kennie Kayoz


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